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\nWhy do witches fly on brooms?
\nBecause vacuum cleaner cords aren\u2019t long enough!<\/p>\nWhen is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
\nWhen you\u2019re a mouse!<\/p>\n
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
\nSpelling!<\/p>\n
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
\nLazy Bones!<\/p>\n
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
\nPlumpkin!<\/p>\n
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
\nDayscare centers!<\/p>\n
Why don’t ghosts like parties?
\nThey have no body to dance with!<\/p>\n
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
\nBenjamin Franklinstein!<\/p>\n
What do witches put on their hair?
\nScare spray!<\/p>\n
What was the favorite game at the ghosts’ birthday party?
\nHide and shriek!<\/p>\n
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
\nTrick or tweet!<\/p>\n
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
\nNo body!<\/p>\n
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
\nBuckle their sheet-belts!<\/p>\n
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
\nBecause people are dying to get in!<\/p>\n
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
\nHis ghoulfriend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn\u2019t have the guts! What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit! What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373503"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/haslingfieldvillage.co.uk\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?